Samuel Adams

I wanted to drink one day & so I asked Frank, my brothers co-worker If he can buy me Samuel Adams beer.

Dans unfortunate harp...

I met this guy on youtube, Dan. He plays harp.[DREAM STARTS]... One night i dreamed that I walked into his house. It was a small house. His mom and another lady were watching a show on tv. I said Hello and walked into this hallway that had about 2 or 3 rooms. I walked into the first room on the left and his harp was sitting there. I knew I shouldnt have, but started to play it. Then i saw a bag of potato chips. I picked them up and i spilled crumbs all over his harp. His harp was really oily & dirty and I was really Scared of what Dan would say when He got home...